Cheeky Love

A pilot and doctor competing for a woman's love

A doctor and a pilot are both madly in love with a beautiful woman called Isabel. 

The pilot has to take a week long work trip, and is so sad that he won’t get to see Isabel for a whole week. 

Before he left, the pilot gave Isabel a present. 

Isabel opened up the present, and it contained seven apples. 

Why did the pilot give Isabel the apples?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away! The pilot gave Isabel seven apples for every day of the week he was away from her 

Awwwwwwwwwww

The Circus ‘Weight’

An inquisitive boy called Tom was at his favourite circus

He saw a new booth, so he waltzed over to the booth to see what the magician had to offer. 

The magician said to Tom:

“I bet you that I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper. If I do, then you agree to give me $50, and if I get it wrong, then I agree to give you $50. Deal?”

The inquisitive boy looks around, sees no scales in the booth, so agrees. 

Tom is thinking he’s got a win-win situation here, as no matter what the magician writes he can lie and say he weighs more or less. 

In the end, Tom ended up paying the magician the $50. 

How did the magician win the bet?

The magician was clever and used a play on words. He wrote exactly what he said “your exact weight” on the paper!

Lawful Taxi Driver

A taxi driver was heading down a busy street in New York. 

He went straiggghhhhttt past a stop sign without stopping!

And very naughtily he then turned left without looking, when there was a “no left turn” sign right there!  

So the taxi driver was travelling the wrong way down the one-way street… 

He then moved to the left side of the road, right in front of a cop car

The cops should have pulled him over but let him pass and didn’t even blink. 

He still didn’t break any traffic laws. 

Why not?

The taxi driver was walking and not driving! They do have feet ya know!

The “Broken” Parrot

A mad pet owner talking to his parrot

A man named Bob was walking down the street when he saw a pet store 

Bob reaaally wanted a talking parrot, so when he saw the sign in the front of the pet shop saying

“Parrot will repeat everything it hears

He knew he had to buy the parrot because it was his dream come true 

So Bob bought the parrot, and had it for three whole weeks 

He kept trying to train the parrot to repeat what he said, but the Parrot stayed silent 

Angry that he had a broken parrot, Bob took it back to the pet store 

The owner said that the sign told the truth about the parrot

Can you guess why the parrot didn’t repeat anything?

The parrot was deaf so he couldn’t hear Bob speak!

The Merciful Judge

A smuggler has been wrongfully condemned to death. 

The smuggler begged for mercy, so the Judge gave him a choice of 3 rooms: 

Room A – is an inferno, full of raging fires 

Room B – is full of deadly assassins, waiting to pounce from the shadows

Room C – is full of hungry lions, that haven’t eaten in 6 months

Which room should the wrongfully condemned murderer choose?

Room C – the lions won’t be alive if they haven’t eaten in 3 years!

The Haunted House of 2 Doors

A person choosing between two dangerous doors

A man enters a scary haunted house, and whilst exploring through the eerie hallways he hears a noise. 

The man, wondering what the noise was, went to go and investigate but tripped on some wire and fell over. 

When the man woke up, he was trapped in a room with only two exits: 2 doors opposite one another. 

Through the first door there is a room constructed from the strongest magnifying glass known to man. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. 

Through the second door there is a humongous angry fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

He waits until night time and leaves through the magnifying glass door.

4-in-1 brain teaser!

Here’s a brain-teaser for all of you out there

There is a word in the English language in which

– The first two letters signify a male

– The first three letters signify a female

– The first four signify a great man

– And the whole word, a great woman.

What is the word?

Heroine!

The Dark Narrow Bridge

People preparing to cross a bridge

Four people arrive at the foot of a river, scared by the dark narrow bridge. 

The narrow bridge can only be crossed by two at a time. They only have one torch which has to be used each time they cross the bridge, as it’s nighttime!

Jenny can cross the bridge in 1 minute 

Tyrone can cross the bridge in 2 minutes 

Peter can cross the bridge in 5 minutes 

And Hannah can cross the bridge in 8 minutes. 

If two people cross the narrow bridge together, they have to move at the slower person’s pace. 

Can all 4 get across the bridge in 15 minutes or less? 

Tip: Remember they need the torch to cross the bridge!

Step 1: First, Jenny and Tyrone must cross the bridge together, with Jenny bringing the torch back. This takes 3 minutes. 

Step 2: Next, Peter and Hannah cross the bridge, and Tyrone brings the torch back to Jenny and Hannah. This takes 10 minutes in total. 

Step 3: Finally, Jenny and Tyrone cross the bridge again, like in Step 1, taking 2 minutes. 

This brings the total to 15 minutes!

Bonus Question: Three Consecutive Days

A man pointing to a specific day on the calendar

Can you name three consecutive days without using the days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

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